I have mentioned before that Bangkok is definitely not boring. I will document my last 24 hours. I started off at Rumors bar and ran into David, an oil exploration and off shore drill rig guy from Louisiana who is based off Israel at this moment. He has had the last month off and was visiting his Thai ex and another 2 Thai girls he supports from time to time. He is quite the character and refreshingly non PC but even I would characterize him as a red neck in the best Billy Bob tradition. Here is a pic (sun glasses with his brother).
David was in the midst of negotiating a short term liaison with the 20 year old Thai girl below who goes by the name Patti (as in Patti Paige, she explained) and the resulting negotiating went on for about 15 minutes, entertaining customers and bar staff alike. Eventually David was exposed as a cheap Charlie and off he went in search of a less expensive liaison.
Tacky showed up and the four of us walked down Soi 22 in search of some good Thai food. We stopped off at a new restaurant and the food was excellent and the bill for the four us came to 600 baht or about $20. That includes a whole fish and 5 additional dishes to complement the fish.
After eating we headed off to the Marriott at Empire Place where we will be staying for the next 7 nights. When we got there Thavorn booked her plastic surgery for the afternoon the next day. Many Thai girls want to 'Do nose'. The Asian nose has no bridge bone to speak of. The nose procedure involves inserting a silicone bridge that simulates the farang bone bridge and also lifts the nose tip, narrowing the nostrils somewhat. Thai plastic surgeons have this procedure down to an art and the Lelux Plastic Surgery Hospital seems to be #1 in the business. The security guards laughed when we ordered a taxi for the hospital and joked, 'You do nose?' and the taxi driver knew how to get to there. Enough said :-)
When we arrived, there was no doubt that this was a good business to be in. Here are some pics.
Billboard advertising the hospital
Grand circular driveway
Front foyer
More front foyer
Waiting area 1 .. Jaidan was excellent during the wait
Nice chandeliers
Grounds outside
Look closely and see the doctor's cars .. Ferrari, Rolls?
Waiting area #2
Decorating touches
We ended up being about 10th in line for a nose job and ended up waiting 6 hours. They do everything from boob jobs to butt augmentation. Tacky even chatted with a lady who just had her vagina tightened up.
I am typing this the morning after and Thavorn is still swollen and looks a bit like a female Klingon at this moment but I am sure she will be happy with her new profile once the swelling subsides.
I will have before and after pics down the road in about a week or two.
In case you are wondering, nose jobs were on sale for 19,900 Baht, about $800 CDN.
TTYL
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