The Noob

Today's song is: New Kid in Town  .. Eagles

Thavorn had a call from the father who had a daughter with one of Thavorn's cousins. He basically wants his daughter who is 23 to find a farang so he no longer has to worry (support) about her. It turns out P (not real name) has been busy and already has 2 children by the same or perhaps not BF. Apparently these relationships are done, which is probably a good thing. A NOOB she definitely is!

BTW, almost all NOOB images on the net have only men in them  .. go figure  ..

So P took a taxi (after clearing it with Thavorn) to our place from Rama II. The reason P had to clear it is because P does not have any money to pay for the taxi.  The really interesting part of this story is about a year ago, P's mom, N also tried to find a farang working the bars of Bangkok and found she was not suited to it.  Perhaps her daughter may succeed, but I doubt it.

So far, P has been in our apartment for an hour and is occupying space and playing with her smart phone. I tried to engage her in some Tinglish but she is apparently too shy or uninterested in try to accommodate my attempts to get her used to a farang (has never met or talked with one) and learning some basic terms in Tinglish.

Now, P's face is pretty enough but like many lazy Thai girls with 2 children by the age of 23, she is chubby and needs to lose 5-10 kilos before most farangs would consider boinking her for 3,000 baht. It amazes me how many Thai women view themselves.

Thavorn has arranged for Trey to look her over and test her out in one of her bars. She will fit well in Trey's group of girls as they all tend to be a bit chubby and she will be one of the younger ones. However, it is my guess she will be back with papa within a week. I offered her a drink and she declined and it is hard to get into the bar scene if you are not willing to get a little blasted to loosen up.

Most successful bar girls are outgoing and fun. That or being gorgeous is the key.  After all, they are in the entertainment industry.

I will let you know how this all plays out over the next few days.

TTYL